Getting old is a fact of life. Coming to terms with it is a road to personal empowerment. Latest thoughts on getting old with a bit of humor and dignity.  

Take a trip down memory lane with fun trivia. Learn how you know when you are getting old. Get the facts on getting old.

It's more complex, interesting and more challenging then ever. One thing you can count on...it isn't for wussies.

 

DO YOU REMEMBER?

Here are some things to jog your memory as you remember how it was before you started getting old...

 When it took five minutes for the TV to warm up.

 When nearly everyone's Mom was at home when you got home from school.  

 When you were happy with a quarter for an allowance.

When you got paid .50 an hour for babysitting, and $2.00 to cut your neighbor's lawn.

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MORE FUN STUFF ON GETTING OLD- DO YOU REMEMBER?

When no one carried their dog in their purse but everyone you knew owned a dog that was a Heinz-57.

When you wore blue-jeans and a  white T-shirt with the sleeves rolled up to look like a bad-ass, even though you weren't.

When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.

When no one you knew owned a purebred dog.

 When your mom wore  a girdle and nylons were held up by a garter belt.

 When before we started getting old, male teachers wore neckties and female teachers wore dresses, their hair was neat and they wore high heels.  

 When you ran through the sprinklers on a hot day.

Do you remember listening to radio programs after dinner with the family?

Do you remember hair curlers, bobby pins, Poodle skirts, the Mickey Mouse Club, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Daniel Boone, Spin & Marty...Dick Clark's American Bandstand ... on a black and white TV?

Remember when color television first came out?

 When going downtown was a special occasion.

Building forts and tree houses, putting on backyard shows, lemonade stands, playing cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, walking through mud puddles in the rain, playing football in the front yard, jumping on the bed, pillow fights and sleep overs, ribbon and root beer candy, angel hair and glass balls on the Christmas tree, Red Skelton, women wearing white gloves when they dressed up, walking to the movie theater, riding your bike to your friend's house instead of having your parents drive you, climbing fences and trees, playing with Lincoln logs, doll houses, respecting your elders. Getting old isn't so bad when you have these memories to keep you young at heart.

Remember trying not to step on a crack or you'd break your mother's back ...making multi-colored paper-chains to put on your Christmas tree, silhouettes of yourself, Lincoln and Washington at school, the smell of paste and Evening in Paris.

Remember sock hops, dancing The Stroll, The Twist, The Mashed Potatoes,  chewing Black Jack gum, making popcorn balls with your mom or making cookies with grandma?

 Remember when there were just two types of sneakers - Keds and PF Flyers, and the only time you wore them at school was for gym. Remember those awful gym uniforms?

 Remember when gas station attendants always cleaned your windshield, checked your oil and pumped your gas when you went in for a fill up?

Remember A&W root beer, and 15 cent hamburgers.

Remember getting green stamps at grocery stores and gas stations for every purchase?

 When laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box and kids' cereals came with toys? 

 When it was a big deal to go out to dinner at a restaurant with your parents.

 When the worst thing students did at school was flunk or cheat on a test, talk to the kid behind you, pass notes or chew gum.

When prom was held in the gym or the lunchroom and you danced to a live orchestra.

 When they threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed -- and did!

 When being sent to the principal's office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited a kid when he got home.

 Remember when a '57 Chevy was every guy's dream car.  And then it was the Corvette, and the  '66 Mustang.

 Remember when people went steady; and girls wore a guy's class ring wrapped in dental floss coated with pastel-frost nail polish, or yarn so it would fit.

 When house doors were never locked. 

 Remember lying on your back on the grass with your friends and saying "That cloud looks like a..." 

 Remember when stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals, because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger.

Remember when parents didn't have to check Halloween candy for razor blades?

 

Older Than Dirt Quiz from a friend.

 Count all the ones that you remember- not the ones you were told about!

Ratings at the bottom

 Blackjack chewing gum 

 Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 

 Candy cigarettes 

 Soda pop machines that dispensed bottle 

 Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes 

 Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers 

 Party lines 

 Newsreels before the movie 

 P.F. Flyers 

 Butch wax 

 Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933) 

 Peashooters 

 Howdy Doody 

 45 RPM records 

 S&H Green Stamps 

 Hi-fi's 

 Metal ice trays with lever 

 Mimeograph paper 

 Blue flashbulb 

 Packards 

 Roller skate keys 

 Cork popguns 

 Drive-ins  (and the playground before the picture started)

 Studebakers 

 Wash tub wringers 

 Using hand signals for cars without turn signals

 Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young  

If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older  

If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age 

If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

Truth about getting old

 

 

 

"Getting Old Sucks" said a snarky young woman to one 50+.

The older woman broke a knowing smile and answered...

"I can understand how you might think that.The thought of aging can be terrifying as we face our own mortality. But there are a lot of things that take the place of slim legs and flawless skin."

The younger woman looked the woman over 50 up and down. "Like what?"

The older woman didn't hesitate. "Well, I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly for instance. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of how I look or what I do. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying a silly cement gnome. I am entitled to a treat, to gain a few pounds, spoil my pet, be messy, be extravagant.

I have seen dear friends leave this world too soon. Some were young like you. They never had the chance to realize the great freedom that comes with aging.

I can watch television, read or play on the computer until 4 AM and sleep until noon and it isn't anyone's business. I can dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the 60 &70's, and at the same time I might cry over a lost love ... I can walk the beach in a swim suit that is stretched over a sagging, lumpy body, and dive into the waves with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the young crowd knowing they, too, will get old before they know it.

 

I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And I eventually remember the important things.


Sure, over the years my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break when you lose a loved one, when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet gets hit by a car? But broken hearts are what give us strength and understanding and compassion. A heart never broken is pristine and sterile and will never know the joy of being imperfect.


I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and many have died before their hair could turn silver.


Getting old makes it easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself or my judgment anymore.

So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. I will live my retirement life in the moment and enjoy the time I have left.


And I will eat dessert every single day (if I feel like it).


CHALLENGES OF GETTING OLD  

Ever have a senior moment? These mild memory problems are often dismissed as a normal part of aging, however they may not be so harmless after all.

There are approximately 35 million people worldwide have dementia, and Alzheimer's, a disease that causes a slow but slippery slope in a person’s ability to think, reason and remember, is the most common type. According to the latest studies, if you have had a decline beyond the occasional misplaced car keys it could be the very earliest sign of Alzheimer's disease.

One study found that self-reported memory changes preceded broader mental decline by about six years so doctors are realizing they should pay attention. Another tied these admitted changes to evidence found on brain scans that determines dementia is in fact beginning to set in.

But don't worry about small, common memory slips say medical professionals. Forgetting someone’s name on occasion is not a cause for much concern.

Not only should you notice changes in your own memory, be aware of changes in your spouse/partner/parent.

Here are the 10 warning signs of Alzheimre’s disease:

·         Memory changes that disrupt daily life.

·         Challenges in planning or solving problems.

·         Difficulty completing familiar tasks at home, work or leisure.

·         Confusion with time or place.

·         Trouble understanding visual images and spatial relationships.

·         New problems with words in speaking or writing.

·         Misplacing things and then losing the ability to retrace steps.

·         Decreased or poor judgment.

·         Withdrawing from work or social activities.

·         Changes in mood and personality.

We are not talking about the proverbial "senior moments," most of us have occasionally, like temporary lapses in remembering someone’s name that drive us crazy and might embarrass us. The studies are referring to real memory loss, where information you were trying to remember doesn’t come back later, even when someone reminds you about what you forgot.

A true decline is also indicated by changes in your normal daily routines; forgetting about appointments, taking your medications or other things you do on a daily basis. One woman likened it to a persistent feeling that something just wasn’t right

A new study on cognitive decline with participants who had an average age of 73 showed that those who reported changes in memory or ability to think and reason since their previous visit to the doctor were twice as likely to be diagnosed with dementia within the following six to nine years.

It also appears that there is a gene that raised a risk for dementia.

There have been several studies on memory decline and Alzheimer’s disease regarding the sticky brain plaque found when brain scans were performed that tie the plaque to Alzheimer’s disease.

Some noted researchers from the Mayo Clinic in Minnesota will be soon coming out with a report that will determine which people who complain about memory loss are likely to later develop mild cognitive impairment…or pre- Alzheimer’s disease.

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DOES TIME REALLY GO BY FASTER WHEN YOU ARE GETTING OLD?

Three scientific theories on this unnerving experience.

1. Telescopy. The underestimation of time. Because of telescopy, our brains recall distant events as if they occurred only yesterday.  

2. The reminiscence effect. A series of emotionally charged memory bumps in your life. Your first break-up, your first kiss, going to college, getting married, having children,  losing your loved one. As we age, we create fewer memory bumps which makes it feel like time is moving more quickly.  

3. The brain's biological clock. Found in a very special gland called the hypothalamus which is located behind the middle of your forehead. The hypothalamus also controls the release of many, youth-maintaining hormones. It sends signals to each of your 30 trillion cells, telling them that all is well or that you're stressed. The latter has an aging effect throughout your body, including your genes.

These signals influence the length of your telomeres at the end of your chromosomes. Telomeres are the caps of your DNA and are very sensitive to stress. And stress equals shorter telomeres and accelerated aging. Less stress equals increased telomere size and a longer life.

 There are three ways to change time perception, affect your biological aging clock, and lengthen your telomeres:

•Slow Down

•Meditate More:

•Pay Attention to What is Going on Around You: Go for a walk and take a look at what is around you. Smell the air, feel the breeze. When you eat, really taste your food. Be grateful and enjoy a more meaningful life full of new memory bumps.

 

COMING TO TERMS WITH GETTING OLD

I'm not going to lie to you. You are going to get old, if you aren't already, and it is going to come faster than you ever imagined.

At fifty, you are living your life thinking, “Yeah, I know I’ll be getting old someday,” still perhaps not really believing it, and what seems like the next day you find yourself at the doctor’s office. He’s telling you to keep taking your heart medication, and giving you a referral to make an appointment with the specialist about that hip replacement.getting old

Getting old isn't just about more aches and pains. It takes a toll on your ego. This is the time in your life when people stop noticing you. The opposite sex doesn't make eye contact with you, looks right through you.

The less obvious signs of getting old are more concerning. When our neural connections longer to receive, process and transmit information. When it takes us longer to learn new things. When can’t think as sharply as we once did, or communicate our thoughts as easily. When we have more difficulty multi-tasking. When are easily distracted, and our reaction time is slower.

As we age, we are likely to become more forgetful, resulting in those awkward senior moments where familiar words, thoughts or names lie just out of reach. But fear not, those thoughts and memories are not lost. We just have to rummage through more drawers to find them so it might take a little more effort!

This unsettling description isn't a  complete picture of who we are as we age and most likely not totally accurate. One way to come to terms with getting old is realizing that we may have new abilities and improvements in brain function that allow us to live less stressful lives, with abilities to evaluate life and problems in a more effective way.

Many studies in the past about cognitive aging may not be totally accurate either. Timothy A. Salthouse, professor of psychology and director of the Cognitive Aging Laboratory at the University of Virginia, writes, " ... assertions about cognitive aging may be influenced as much by the authors' preconceptions and attitudes as by systematic evaluations of empirical research."

 

Since humans never reach the full capacity of our brain it is possible and probable for seniors to continue learning and using other areas of the brain that improve with age. Many of these improvements correlate with conceptual elements of innovation and creativity.

One significant improvement is that seniors have a greater capacity for empathy, a trait or ability that can only be refined with age. And  the synthesizing of empathy translates into compelling needs and insights.

Seniors have the ability to see "the big picture" in situations and conflicts. They have had more and varied life experiences that are now memories they can call on at any given time. Younger people don't have nearly as many "dots" to connect. Seniors have  a broader perspective they can draw from  while younger people tend to be more narrow regarding possible solutions to situations or problems

As we age, we are better able to anticipate problems and reason things out. However, old ways of thinking may create resistance to new ideas so try to be open.

 

An older brain is resilient and can be stimulated to be creative and innovative. Believe in your own mental acuity, strength and power. Whatever you think, you will become. Think positive, think in terms of what is meaningful in your life today. This thought process will help bring about new ideas that are useful for your retirement life.

Challenge yourself by shaking things up. Learn a new language, take a writing class, play Sudoku. Travel and see new places, new cultures (even in the States there are a variety of sub-cultures). Stay physically active. Listen to differing points of view, learn enough to defend your point of view yet develop the ability to accept differences. Travel.

 

 

You Know You're Getting Old When...On getting old

 Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

 Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

 Your back goes out more than you do.

 The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals.

 You feel like the morning after when you haven't been anywhere the night before. 

 You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.

 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

 You wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn't do anything the night before. 

 You don't care where your wife goes, as long as you don't have to go along when you’re getting old.

 It takes twice as long to look half as good.

 Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.

 People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

 You can live without sex but not without glasses.

 The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style.

 You look forward to a dull evening. 

 Your mind makes contracts your body can't keep.

 The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

 There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

 You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.

 You start video taping daytime game shows when you’re getting old.

 You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

 Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

 You look for your glasses for half-an-hour, only to find they've been on top of your head.

 You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture.

 Happy hour is a nap.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

 You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."  

 Getting old is when your wild oats turn to shredded wheat.

 You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't remember being on top of it.

 Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot without security having to help.

 The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife. 

 Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

 Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

 You have a party and the neighbors can’t hear the noise.

 The end of your tie no longer comes to the top of your pants.

 You gave up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.

 Your childhood toys are now in a museum.

 You confuse having a clear conscience with having a bad memory.

 You frequently find yourself telling young people what a new car USED to cost.

 You finally know all the answers, but nobody asks your opinion.

  Your new easy chair has more options than your car.

 Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.

 What doesn't hurt, doesn't work.   

 Your house is too big, your medicine cabinet is too small. 

 "A little action" means you don't need to take a laxative when you are getting old.

 Conversations with people 50 plus often turn into "dueling medical complaints."

 You buy a metal detector to take to the beach.

 You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

 You realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.

 You don't remember being absentminded.

 You don’t have more patience; you just don't care anymore.

 Your memory is shorter and your complaining is longer.

When your kids ask how you are, you say “Old.”

 Your drugs of choice are now vitamins and laxatives.

 You learn where your prostrate is when you’re getting old.

 You read more and remember less.

 Younger women start opening doors for you.

You realize that singers, dancers on the cruise ship/theater flirt with you…because you are the oldest person there.

 You want a warmer place to live in the winter.

 Your injuries from when you were young return with a vengeance.

 You shop for health insurance the way you once shopped for a new car.

 Getting Old means  a 'late night' is now 10 pm.

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