HAPPY WIFE HAPPY LIFE
Most men find it intimidating to enter the mysterious world of a
woman's brain. They aren't at all like us. Put food on the table, wear something sexy to bed and we're happy. But
don't get mad if we don't remember what Jill said on the golf course because we aren't really listening in the first place.
Women
are more complicated. (more below)
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Younger women come with a whole host of complications, some related to their
young age, some related to their biology. If a younger woman gets mad she might slash your tires in a fit or rage. She is
often driven by her biological clock. When she has children the man will take a back seat. She can be career
oriented. (Don't get in her way if she wants a career. And never show up at her office unannounced.) She is insecure and wants
to know what you are thinking all the time. She can be self-absorbed and talks about herself a lot. She is mad or
hurt if you forget the day you met. They say they want men to be less aggressive, they want us to cry, and
when we do they are turned off because it is either too much or too little. Young women are very complicated indeed.
Women
over 50 are more laid back about life, however their biology can interfere with their sex-drive, and create physical changes
in her body. Having a "happy wife happy life" is easier now. Mature women don't need to know what you
are thinking at every moment. They don't want children, but will probably want to see the grandkids. They aren't trying
to climb the corporate ladder but are more interested in politics so they are generally good conversationalists.
To
please a woman of any age, let her know that you value her opinion. Remind her she is the only one and that you
love her. Help her load the dishwasher without her asking. Be supportive and take her side when she is down or having
a problem. I know most of us aren't real good communicators but tell her about what happened at work, on the golf
course or what you still want to achieve/do in life.
Do things together. Share your life, not just a house.
